Filed Under: about me 
Filed Under: about me 

norsecest:

i want to be your friend but i’m nervous and annoying: a novel by me

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braydaaan:

Do you ever go on YouTube thinking you’ll just be on to watch a quick music video then later you find yourself watching a tutorial on how to walk a giraffe. 

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hereforthebutts:

my blogging style can be described as “like things all day and then spam everyone’s dash all at once”

Filed Under: about me  accurate jess 
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queefito:

i know stuff i just dont know how to properly phrase it and that makes me so mad


Ok, everyone, shut up and look at me. Welcome to Visions of Nature. This room has several paintings in it. Some are big and some are small. People did them and they are here now. I believe that after this is over they will be hung in government buildings. Why the government is involved in an art show is beyond me. I also think it’s pointless for a human to paint scenes of nature when they could just go outside and stand in it. Anyway, please do not misinterpret the fact that I am talking right now as genuine interest in art and attempt to discuss it with me further. End of speech. - Ron Swanson

Ok, everyone, shut up and look at me. Welcome to Visions of Nature. This room has several paintings in it. Some are big and some are small. People did them and they are here now. I believe that after this is over they will be hung in government buildings. Why the government is involved in an art show is beyond me. I also think it’s pointless for a human to paint scenes of nature when they could just go outside and stand in it. Anyway, please do not misinterpret the fact that I am talking right now as genuine interest in art and attempt to discuss it with me further. End of speech. - Ron Swanson

Filed Under: about me  parks and rec  ron swanson 

I wanted to write you

a poem, about all the

fucked-up pieces of you

and of me, but then

I realized: I care

about one direction

a hell of a lot more than

I care about you—

they’ll receive

all my shitty poetry

instead.

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