MY MOM JUST ASKED ME WHAT I WANT MY CAKE TO BE FOR MY SPIDER-MAN THEMED BIRTHDAY PARTY AND I TOLD HER I WANT IT TO BE IN THE SHAPE OF ANDREW GARFIELD’S BUTT AND SHE WAS LIKE “SEND ME SOME PHOTOS I’LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO” OH MY GOD
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
We we want to help you raise money [for the Worldwide Orphans Foundation] and so we have a stack of cards right here and there are different dances on them because you’re an excellent dancer from what I’ve researched. - Ellen Degeneres to Andrew Garfield (x)